UCLA coach Chip Kelly...

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 7:58 am

Doesn't think it's even a little bit odd that a 58 year-old man calls himself "Chip"...

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 8:47 am

...is a communist.

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 9:58 am

....thinks UCLA's color scheme and uniform design is stylish and attractive.

BillyLP · Post by **BillyLP** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:19 am

...was named after the teacup from Beauty and the Beast.

mbenecke · Post by **mbenecke** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:24 am

... has won as many national titles as I have.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:31 am

... gets offended when people refer to chipped beef on toast as "SOS."

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:41 am

.....wears adult diapers that get delivered to his home in discreet, unmarked packaging.

Critical Thinker · Post by **Critical Thinker** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 12:06 pm

...wonders how UCLA can move to the Big 10 when there are no more UHauls left in California.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 8:55 pm

....wonders how the hell he ended up with two first names.

MarkL · Post by **MarkL** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 9:44 pm

... is the equivalent of flipping the bird to 49ers fans.

ZuluWarrior · Post by **ZuluWarrior** » Wed Aug 31, 2022 10:23 pm

Keeps asking people, 'How do I get to Baton Rouge?'

zete · Post by **zete** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 8:22 am

Went to the West to get away from the Big 10....

mjmorefield · Post by **mjmorefield** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 12:39 pm

...still isn't sure what a Bruin is

jpfalcon09 · Post by **jpfalcon09** » Thu Sep 01, 2022 1:30 pm

...tells people he sees LA whenever someone says UCLA?

Beaker · Post by **Beaker** » Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:49 pm

.......looks around the entire stadium, asking if anyone has seen Pete, every time he arrives at the Rose bowl.