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hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:18 am

Flipper wrote:Can you tell me how magnets work?

Yep

Magic

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:23 am

hammb wrote:
Flipper wrote:Can you tell me how magnets work?
Yep

Magic

the north pole of the magnet points to the geomagnetic north pole (a south magnetic pole) located in Canada above the Artic Circle.

north poles repel north poles

south poles repel south poles

north poles attract south poles

south poles attract north poles

the force of attraction or repulsion varies inversely with the distance squared

the strength of a magnet varies at different locations on the magnet

magnets are strongest at their poles

magnets strongly attract steel, iron, nickel, cobalt, gadolinium

magnets slightly attract liquid oxygen and other materials

magnets slightly repel water, carbon and boron and so on

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:39 am

bgsufan1972 wrote:
the north pole of the magnet points to the geomagnetic north pole (a south magnetic pole) located in Canada above the Artic Circle.

north poles repel north poles

south poles repel south poles

north poles attract south poles

south poles attract north poles

the force of attraction or repulsion varies inversely with the distance squared

the strength of a magnet varies at different locations on the magnet

magnets are strongest at their poles

magnets strongly attract steel, iron, nickel, cobalt, gadolinium

magnets slightly attract liquid oxygen and other materials

magnets slightly repel water, carbon and boron and so on

Now explain to me Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:46 am

Billy Bob likes hot women

Angelina likes ugly men

Billy Bob is ugly

Angelina is hot

They got married

Angelina woke up

Billy Bob looked for another hot woman and made Bad Santa

Angelina went braless

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:48 am

Some things are beyond the grasp of the scientific mind.... We must assume that the Thornton /Jolie relationship is a cosmic joke from God himself.

Either that or Angelina wears beer goggles...

mk455 · Post by **mk455** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:11 pm

yeah i got a 21 on my act score... yet my accum gpa was a 3.5, and my gpa senior year was 3.9... i hate those damn tests

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:12 pm

Flipper wrote:Hmmm...I seem to be the forum dumbass...can you guys type a little slower so I can keep up?

If it makes you feel anybetter flip, I got a 25. It was good enough to get me in here, so that's all I really cared about.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:09 pm

ZiggyZoomba wrote: I got a 29 first and only time I took it. 2.9 GPA in highschool...

Struggled with "tractor driving" and "goat milking" in HS, did ya, G?

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:24 pm

I got a 3.986 for my cumulative.

Would you believe that the only B I got for my HS career was actually in gym class

Stupid Gym teacher made us run and timed it. You got graded on your time, and how many pushups, pullups, situps, etc. Really sucked for us "non-athletic" types.

thewebboy · Post by **thewebboy** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:32 pm

hammb wrote:I got a 3.986 for my cumulative.

Would you believe that the only B I got for my HS career was actually in gym class Stupid Gym teacher made us run and timed it. You got graded on your time, and how many pushups, pullups, situps, etc. Really sucked for us "non-athletic" types.

I would be a little bitter about that, were you still validictorian?

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:49 pm

Ha! The only B I got in highschool was in gym too. The teacher was a tennis nut.... I had never picked up a racket before in my life. Fun.
We had weighted classes to make up for it though... 'course I still managed to only be 7th in the class with a 4.061.... yeah.... we were freaks.

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:55 pm

TG1996 wrote:
ZiggyZoomba wrote: I got a 29 first and only time I took it. 2.9 GPA in highschool...
Struggled with "tractor driving" and "goat milking" in HS, did ya, G?

Goats and me, we're like THIS! And I could pick your nose with a back-hoe and never touch anything but booger!!

I once got a 27 on a history exam because I wrote an essay on the great Roman conquerer Berzerkus who went berzerk and killed people left and right. While my teacher enjoyed the story and the creativity, he couldn't give me credit for it.

HS bored me...well, the part that didn't involve driving around in my big green Chevelle, chasing girls and playing basketball wherever/whenever I could...that part of HS was good.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:58 pm

hammb wrote: Would you believe that the only B I got for my HS career was actually in gym class Stupid Gym teacher made us run and timed it. You got graded on your time, and how many pushups, pullups, situps, etc. Really sucked for us "non-athletic" types.

And let me guess, the gym teacher kept writing on gym teacher message boards how "this kid is so slow", and "this kid struggles with girl push-ups" and "this kid has no place in a high school gym class", and now we're all seeing the years of pent up rage. It makes sense now.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:02 pm

That gym teacher was Tim Beckman...it all makes sense now...

hammb · Post by **hammb** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 3:50 pm

Flipper wrote:That gym teacher was Tim Beckman...it all makes sense now...

My gym teacher was a homosexual woman. Fairly certain her name was NOT Tim Beckman.