Bowling Green has NO chance at Wisconsin this season!

BadWillHunting · Post by **BadWillHunting** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:15 pm

No puny school from a mid-major conference has any business smacking around about beating a big school from one of the power BCS conferences.

Compared to my legendary Cornhuskers, the Falcons are nothing but fried chicken.

sincerely,
~Trev "the genius" Alberts

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:44 pm

Nicely played...are you Trev is articulate enough to put together three words in a row?

BadWillHunting · Post by **BadWillHunting** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:57 pm

Good point. I should have made the verbiage a lot more "Trev-esque."

The above quote would better represent my translation of what Trev WILL say before this game. It would really be something more like:

"...Bowling Green at Wisconsin. What is Bowling Green thinking? They have no chance. They should figure it out. They will get it after they lose. The badgers are in the Big10. The Falcons are in the MAC. The MAC can't beat the Big10. My pick is Wisconsin by 14."

(note the VERY short sentences. I would LOVE to see this guy's college english papers; it would be entertaining.)

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 2:15 pm

BadWillHunting wrote:Good point. I should have made the verbiage a lot more "Trev-esque."

The above quote would better represent my translation of what Trev WILL say before this game. It would really be something more like:

"...Bowling Green at Wisconsin. What is Bowling Green thinking? They have no chance. They should figure it out. They will get it after they lose. The badgers are in the Big10. The Falcons are in the MAC. The MAC can't beat the Big10. My pick is Wisconsin by 14."

(note the VERY short sentences. I would LOVE to see this guy's college english papers; it would be entertaining.)

He was a football player at Nebraska, he's never stepped foot in a college classroom before.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:15 pm

BadWillHunting wrote:Good point. I should have made the verbiage a lot more "Trev-esque."

The above quote would better represent my translation of what Trev WILL say before this game. It would really be something more like:

"...Bowling Green at Wisconsin. What is Bowling Green thinking? They have no chance. They should figure it out. They will get it after they lose. The badgers are in the Big10. The Falcons are in the MAC. The MAC can't beat the Big10. My pick is Wisconsin by 14."

(note the VERY short sentences. I would LOVE to see this guy's college english papers; it would be entertaining.)

One correction: Trev would not say "the MAC."

He would say "the MAC Conference."

:rant:

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:47 pm

Schadenfreude wrote: One correction: Trev would not say "the MAC."

He would say "the MAC Conference."

That made me gufaw. He would say that because that's the only way he refers to the MAC.

BadWillHunting · Post by **BadWillHunting** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:55 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
One correction: Trev would not say "the MAC."

He would say "the MAC Conference."

:rant:

ROFLMAO!

Yeah, I remember more than one Trev-ism of the "WAC Conference" too...

Those damn 'conference conferences'!! It's all so confusing. Only the Big Ten, Big XII, Pac-10, and Big East are referred to that way. Everyone else has CONFERENCE in their abbreviation.

I wonder if SEC "CONFERENCE" fans are annoyed by Trev?

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:30 pm

I like these Boise fans, as the line goes, "they are my kind of scum, fearless and inventive."

NY-BG-FAN · Post by **NY-BG-FAN** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:19 pm

We should just team up with Boise. Put our 25 best players with their 25 best and field that team....see who's the mid-major now. We could smack around all the Pac-10 teams that think they are better than Boise, then we could move on and beat up on Ohio State and Michigan out here. We could play the home games in Kansas or something.....what would a good middle point be between Idaho and Ohio? Half the field could be Blue, the other half Orange. Here's to a long and fulfilling alliance!

golfertk14 · Post by **golfertk14** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:56 pm

BadWillHunting wrote:No puny school from a mid-major conference has any business smacking around about beating a big school from one of the power BCS conferences.

Compared to my legendary Cornhuskers, the Falcons are nothing but fried chicken.

sincerely,
~Trev "the genius" Alberts

Wow, maybe this guy'll take the "idiot" label off me

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BGSU Falconz · Post by **BGSU Falconz** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:05 pm

NWLB wrote:I like these Boise fans, as the line goes, "they are my kind of scum, fearless and inventive."

Didn't Tom Amstutz say that way back in 1983?

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:11 pm

I feel bad for Fowler when he's got to sit there next to Alberts and May and not bitch slap the both of them. I got an amazing amount of respect for Fowler because how much work he does at ESPN. They have him occasionally cover tennis for crying out loud.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:56 am

We'll see about that idiot label when your ACT's are in, Odie...

Bowling Green has NO chance at Wisconsin this season!

Bowling Green has NO chance at Wisconsin this season!

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