Tim Billings

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:28 pm

Tim Billings' wife is his sister AND his cousin!

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:48 pm

CaliSooner is Tim Billings' illegitimate son.

Tommy Glantz Is A Sniper · Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:02 pm

Tim Billings is a fraud who poops his pants.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:04 pm

Tim Billings drives 55... in the passing lane.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:36 pm

Tom Billings once told Johnny Cash "Eh, I don't think black is your color".

Post by **ZiggyZoomba** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:20 pm

Tim Billings went to a dead man's party but DIDN'T leave his body and soul at the door.

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:27 pm

When Tim Billings posts his avatar comes up as a red "x". . .

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:34 pm

Tom Billings couldn't get admitted to UT.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:58 pm

Billings rang my doorbell at 3:15 am this morning cause he thought that was funny.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:24 pm

Tim Billings has lucky underwear, which he sniffs before each game.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:34 pm

Tim Billings is a close talker

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:39 pm

Tim Billings watches Cinemax after dark for the great acting.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:34 am

Tim Billings wears Speedos and a gold chain at the beach.

NWLB · Post by **NWLB** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:50 pm

When Tim Billings bribes prospects to play for him, he asks for change.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:57 pm

Tim Billings drives with both feet.

His brake lights are always on.