Joe Novak

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:21 pm

Joe Novak shaves his head and eats suckers because he thinks it's cool that his name rhymes with Kojak.

GoFalcons4 · Post by **GoFalcons4** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:47 am

Joe Novak rides a bike, but doesn't wear a helmet

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:11 am

Joe Novak is a Riddlin kid.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:18 am

Joe Novak has a sweater made from his own navel lint

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:19 am

Joe Novak pegs his jeans.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:27 am

Joe Novak's favorite CD is "Menudo's Greatest Hits"

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:37 am

Joe Novak's pick for induction into the Rock-N-Roll Hall of Fame is Kajagoogoo.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:58 am

Joe Novak drinks the bong water

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:06 am

Joe Novak is telling his players: "We need to get gangsta on their asses... just like Vanilla Ice."

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:04 am

Joe Novak isn't licensed to ill, he just has a learner's permit.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:09 am

Joe Novak doesn't like Myles Pizza

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:22 am

Joe Novack will be attending his high school's homecoming game next Friday instead of coaching.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:06 pm

Joe Novak wears depends

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:13 pm

Joe Novak goes to Wiggles concerts dressed as Captain Feathersword.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:46 pm

Joe Novak thinks The Amazing Alexander is much better than Cats. He will go see him again and again.