Joe Novak

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:16 pm

Joe Novak thinks the "Girls Gone Wild" videos would be great if they didn't feature so much public nudity

rollalongFF0304 · Post by **rollalongFF0304** » Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:13 pm

Joe Novak can't wait to try out his new laser disc player.

rollalong94 · Post by **rollalong94** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:16 am

Joe Novak cheated when playing Candy Land with his kids.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:43 am

Joe Novak waits 30 minutes after eating to go swimming.

MotorCityChamps · Post by **MotorCityChamps** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:44 am

Joe Novak Doesn't Flush After a #2

4th Row · Post by **4th Row** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:06 am

Joe Novak loves the Fighting Illini.

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:34 pm

Joe Novak goes to Hooters for the wings.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:37 pm

Joe Novak tries on his wife's underwear when she's not home!

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:38 pm

Joe Novak thinks the macarena should be the official NIU fight song.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:43 pm

Joe Novak told Martha Stewart to sell her shares of Imclone.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:21 pm

Joe Novak leaves half empty beers on tables at parties...and never inhaled.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:30 pm

Joe Novak still wears his Urban Meyer Touchdown Club shirt.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:33 pm

Joe Novak bums cigarettes from other people but is too damn cheap to buy his own.

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:33 pm

Joe Novak says I'm rubber and you're glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks on to you.

Falconfreak90 · Post by **Falconfreak90** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:36 pm

As a young lad, Joe Novak walked 14 miles, both ways, uphill in the snow to school....and loved every minute of it.