Favourite Instrument Jokes

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:22 pm

Well, I said "might." I left room for those hm, very unusual parent-child relationships.

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:01 pm

Just got back from vacation so I thought I would add a few more....interesting ones: Flicc - there is an addition to your percussion joke:

FliccGirl wrote: How can you tell that a drummer is at your door?
-The knocking speeds up....

...and they never know when to come in.

What is the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns in front and the a-hole in back.

WHat's the difference between a clarinet player and a shopping cart?
sometimes a shopping cart seems to have a mind of its own.

and finally, my favorite:

What's the difference between a soprano and a Mazerati?
Most men have never been in a mazerati.

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:42 am

Falcon30 wrote: What's the difference between a soprano and a Mazerati?
Most men have never been in a mazerati.

Usually I get some reaction from this joke...

Ah well.

SaxyIrishTenor · Post by **SaxyIrishTenor** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:51 am

Falcon30 wrote:
Falcon30 wrote: What's the difference between a soprano and a Mazerati?
Most men have never been in a mazerati.
Usually I get some reaction from this joke...

Ah well.

I didn't read it til just now. My reaction:

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:05 am

HAHA....

I have a great joke.... Your mom!

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:16 pm

MiamiBando wrote:HAHA....

I have a great joke.... Your mom!

Dude - my Mom died three days ago.

Thanks a lot.

Just Kidding, of course

Ohiogal · Post by **Ohiogal** » Thu Jul 28, 2005 12:57 am

I thought your joke was funny. Just took me a few days to stop laughing enough to type a response

Falcons4Life · Post by **Falcons4Life** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:46 am

The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

Just as a response to that....the tuba player prolly thought the same thing....twice!

MaggotMan09 · Post by **MaggotMan09** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:26 am

Q:How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb...
A:Five. One to hold the light bulb, and four to drink 'till the room spins.

(Next one)
A soprano was making love to her saxophonist boyfriend without a condom. Just before her boyfriend was about to lose it she screamed, "pull out, pull out!!!"

He stopped for a moment and looked at her and asked, "why? Am I sharp?"

(One last joke)
Q:How do you tell the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra?
A:The bull has the horns in the front and the @$$ in the rear.

Godsgirlerific · Post by **Godsgirlerific** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:19 pm

MiE2005 wrote:Q:How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb...
A:Five. One to hold the light bulb, and four to drink 'till the room spins.

So that's how they changed light bulbs at P4!!

bgmaggot00 · Post by **bgmaggot00** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:50 pm

Falcons4Life wrote:The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

Just as a response to that....the tuba player prolly thought the same thing....twice!

LOL!!!

Falcon30 · Post by **Falcon30** » Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:56 am

MiE2005 wrote:
(One last joke)
Q:How do you tell the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra?
A:The bull has the horns in the front and the @$$ in the rear.

That joke was funny...when I told it earlier in the thread

Falcon30 wrote: What is the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
The bull has the horns in front and the a-hole in back.

transfer2BGSU · Post by **transfer2BGSU** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:07 pm

Q, What's a tuba for?

A. 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."

Note for the weaker pf the specieis: a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:55 pm

transfer2BGSU wrote:Note for the weaker pf the specieis: a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.

Duh.

Note in return: run spellcheck before you challenge the intelligence of others.

Godsgirlerific · Post by **Godsgirlerific** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:29 pm

FliccGirl wrote:
transfer2BGSU wrote:Note for the weaker pf the specieis: a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood, which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
Duh.

Note in return: run spellcheck before you challenge the intelligence of others.

I miss you, Emily.