Joe Novak

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:05 pm

Joe Novak douches when he gets that not-so-fresh feeling.

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:39 pm

Joe Novak watches tela tubbies just to see what tinky winky will do next.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:06 pm

Joe Novak eats Ramon Noodles because he thinks they are healthy.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:14 pm

kdog27 wrote:Joe Novak eats Ramon Noodles because he thinks they are healthy.

Is "Ramon Noodles" any relation to "Ramon Knopper"??

Oh, and Joe Novak loves early '90s BG Hoops!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:17 pm

Joe Novak thinks that 55 is fast enough for turnpike traffic.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:21 pm

1987alum wrote:Joe Novak thinks that 55 is fast enough for turnpike traffic.

Which is why he drives at precisely that speed... in the left lane... in his big ol' Buick... tapping the brakes occasionally for no discernable reason.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:29 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
1987alum wrote:Joe Novak thinks that 55 is fast enough for turnpike traffic.
Which is why he drives at precisely that speed... in the left lane... in his big ol' Buick... tapping the brakes occasionally for no discernable reason.

And his right turn signal on for some reason.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:31 pm

kdog27 wrote:
Schadenfreude wrote:
1987alum wrote:Joe Novak thinks that 55 is fast enough for turnpike traffic.
Which is why he drives at precisely that speed... in the left lane... in his big ol' Buick... tapping the brakes occasionally for no discernable reason.
And his right turn signal on for some reason.

... while reaching in the glove compartment...

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:39 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:
kdog27 wrote:
Schadenfreude wrote:
1987alum wrote:Joe Novak thinks that 55 is fast enough for turnpike traffic.
Which is why he drives at precisely that speed... in the left lane... in his big ol' Buick... tapping the brakes occasionally for no discernable reason.
And his right turn signal on for some reason.
... while reaching in the glove compartment...

...looking for his tampons

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:40 pm

and whistling Bobby Vinton songs ...

BGSUfanatUT · Post by **BGSUfanatUT** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:16 pm

Joe Novak wears an osu jersey and an NIU hat to Huskies games

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:31 pm

BGSUfanatUT wrote:Joe Novak wears an osu jersey and an NIU hat to Huskies games

and calls his buddies every 15 minutes to see if the Buckeyes scored a TD.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 7:02 pm

Joe Novak trolls for 18 year-old girls on Hotornot.com.

FalconKing · Post by **FalconKing** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:15 pm

Joe Novak wishes NIU's fight song could be "Forward Huskies".

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:22 pm

Joe Novak prefers Jethrene over Elly Mae on the Beverly Hillbillies.

(How many here actually remember this show when it was on prime time? Gads I'm getting old!)

BTW - Jethrene was Jethro's sister and was played be Max Baer in drag. "She" was only on when she was visiting.