Wisconsin Head Coach Barry Alvarez ...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:33 am

(this was fun last year!)

... wears white shoes after Labor Day ...

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:52 am

Hears the name OMAR OMAR OMAR over and over in his dreams.

---MH

FalconAwesome · Post by **FalconAwesome** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:10 pm

...does U-Turns in the "for emergency vehicles only" on the interstate...

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:49 pm

... has a closet full of Beanie Babies he bought from Tom Noe ...

Lord_Byron · Post by **Lord_Byron** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 12:53 pm

Favorite Marx Brother is Zeppo.

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:17 pm

drops an upper decker in visitor's locker room before each game.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:20 pm

.....runs with scissors

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:21 pm

will be wishing he retired last season.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:24 pm

...thought the Falcons were from Kentucky.

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:47 pm

...is jealous of Toledo Tom's stomach.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:48 pm

Plans to use some of Gary Busey's pep talks from VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club" during the coming Big 11 season.

GoFalcons4 · Post by **GoFalcons4** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:09 pm

is a hand model for women's jewelry magazines.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 2:37 pm

...emits farts that smell of cheese.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:36 pm

...drunk dials his buddies

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:39 pm

...lets Booker Stanley miss practices... if he knows what's good for him.