Discussion of the Falcon football team.
Jacobs4Heisman
a.k.a. Capt. Rex Kramer
Posts: 7889 Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:59 pmLocation: Aliquippa, PA
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by Jacobs4Heisman Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:51 pm
....Breath reeks of alpo and whiskey.
Roll Along!
Rightupinthere
Mercenary of Churlishness
Posts: 6549 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:53 amLocation: Ye Olde Pigeon Hole
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by Rightupinthere Mon Aug 29, 2005 3:55 pm
Jacobs4Heisman wrote: ....Breath reeks of alpo and whiskey.
"Science doesn’t know everything? Well science KNOWS it doesn’t know everything… otherwise it’d stop."
patrickbg
Chick
Posts: 272 Joined: Thu Jan 06, 2005 1:11 amLocation: Who Dey-ville
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by patrickbg Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:46 pm
... has a pet reattlesnake. One day that rattlessnake bit the maid. With tears in his eyes, Barry went out into the backyard... and shot the maid.
CapitalFalcon
Peregrine
Posts: 3464 Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:13 pmLocation: Grosse Pointe, MI
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by CapitalFalcon Mon Aug 29, 2005 10:55 pm
...owns Season One of Punky Brewster.
kdog27
Peregrine
Posts: 7158 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:35 pmLocation: Alabama
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by kdog27 Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:13 pm
...is that creepy old man in the men's locker room.
CapitalFalcon
Peregrine
Posts: 3464 Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:13 pmLocation: Grosse Pointe, MI
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by CapitalFalcon Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:28 pm
...does more ball-handling in an hour than Larry Bird did in one night.
CapitalFalcon
Peregrine
Posts: 3464 Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:13 pmLocation: Grosse Pointe, MI
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by CapitalFalcon Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:42 am
...has a poster of Cindy Sheehan above his bed.
Falcon52
Fledgling
Posts: 489 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:07 amLocation: 6'1" - 255lbs
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by Falcon52 Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:56 am
... 7th grade picture looks like Cha-Ka from Land of the Lost.
Rightupinthere
Mercenary of Churlishness
Posts: 6549 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:53 amLocation: Ye Olde Pigeon Hole
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by Rightupinthere Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:16 am
......turns a little bit left before turning right.
"Science doesn’t know everything? Well science KNOWS it doesn’t know everything… otherwise it’d stop."
Jacobs4Heisman
a.k.a. Capt. Rex Kramer
Posts: 7889 Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:59 pmLocation: Aliquippa, PA
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by Jacobs4Heisman Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:18 am
......after putting his turn signal on a mile before the turn
Roll Along!
BGorDeath
Peregrine
Posts: 2268 Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:28 pmLocation: Living Hell
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by BGorDeath Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:45 am
...drops soap in the locker room shower.
I like that steak comes from cows. That is why a cow will not think twice about eating you.
CapitalFalcon
Peregrine
Posts: 3464 Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:13 pmLocation: Grosse Pointe, MI
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by CapitalFalcon Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:47 am
BGorDeath wrote: ...drops soap in the locker room shower.
...on purpose.
Falcon52
Fledgling
Posts: 489 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:07 amLocation: 6'1" - 255lbs
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by Falcon52 Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:32 am
... talks on his cell phone all the way up until the airline stewardess announces that all electronice devices must be turned off. Then the second he lands, he turns the phone on and makes another call as we are taxing to the gate. He's just letting everyone know that he has landed.
Schadenfreude
Professional tractor puller
Posts: 6983 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:39 amLocation: Colorado
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by Schadenfreude Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:51 am
... tries to carry on a huge suitcase, and then gets all bitchy when airline employees tell him it won't fit into the overhead compartments.
Flipper
The Global Village Idiot
Posts: 18321 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:01 amLocation: Ida Twp, MI
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by Flipper Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:53 am
Wept openly when Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split up.....they looked like one of those rare couples that was going to make it in Hollywood...
It's not the fall that hurts...it's when you hit the ground.
