Wisconsin Head Coach Barry Alvarez ...

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:13 am

Barry Alvarez is French.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:15 am

.....sniffs his own fingers

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:19 am

Stares up at the night sky and screams to anyone who will listen about the "shooting star," only to be told it is a plane.

CapitalFalcon · Post by **CapitalFalcon** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:22 am

Barry Alvarez has dreams that his wife’s belly button says “Hhhhheeeellllooooooooo”

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:26 am

thinks bucky looks sexy.

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:33 am

Keeps a collection of his belly button lint.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:37 am

Wonders why everyone is making such a big deal out of a game against a D-IAA school.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:49 am

...refers to himself as "Bernardo Alvarez" when he's at the campus bars.

(The chicks dig it.)

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:01 am

....wears his red wisconsin windbreaker to church.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 11:33 am

... enjoys root canals. (Had one on Tuesday. It sucked!)

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:03 pm

BGFan wrote:Keeps a collection of his belly button lint.

Recently there's been a large amount of orange in it!

mmr · Post by **mmr** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:05 pm

farts their fight song on sunday mornings

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:11 pm

can't believe that...................

there are 9 pages about him on AZZ.

UK Peregrine · Post by **UK Peregrine** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:24 pm

... thinks ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny is still a largely valid theory.

AJatBG · Post by **AJatBG** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:42 pm

...buys his Christmas decorations on December 26 so he can save 35% and then complains about the long lines.