Discussion of the Falcon football team.
FliccGirl
Peregrine
Posts: 1172 Joined: Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:07 amLocation: Toledo... (but I repeat, the MED SCHOOL DOESN'T COUNT!)
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by FliccGirl Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:50 pm
...sets Tivo to record his favorite infomercials.
Falcon Marching Band member 2002-05
momtartin
Fledgling
Posts: 377 Joined: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:12 pmLocation: Bowling Green
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by momtartin Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:22 am
Wants to keep his job at the end of the season
Not to be confused with Poptartin
mk455
Peregrine
Posts: 675 Joined: Tue Dec 14, 2004 4:04 pmLocation: Bowling Green, OH
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by mk455 Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:39 am
...thinks he is coaching baseball.
michhiker28
Peregrine
Posts: 703 Joined: Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:18 pmLocation: Middle of the Mitten
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by michhiker28 Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:25 am
is recruiting this weeks players from the womens underwater basketweaving team.
Coming to you direct from flatland basecamp.
Falcon52
Fledgling
Posts: 489 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 8:07 amLocation: 6'1" - 255lbs
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by Falcon52 Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:04 am
... thinks that running the ball against BG is poor coaching and is going to try to throw the ball 60 times.
Schadenfreude
Professional tractor puller
Posts: 6983 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:39 amLocation: Colorado
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by Schadenfreude Tue Sep 06, 2005 6:42 pm
...drives slowly in the right lane, until someone moves into the left lane to pass. Then he speeds up.
BGorDeath
Peregrine
Posts: 2268 Joined: Sat Aug 07, 2004 9:28 pmLocation: Living Hell
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by BGorDeath Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:26 pm
...shaves his chest and then enjoys a hair and vaseline sandwich.
I like that steak comes from cows. That is why a cow will not think twice about eating you.
Tricky_Falcon
Peregrine
Posts: 2951 Joined: Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:23 pmLocation: The State of Bowling Green
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by Tricky_Falcon Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:32 pm
after the Iowa game demanded Warren Suess and Joey Lynch grow dreads.
Rightupinthere
Mercenary of Churlishness
Posts: 6549 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:53 amLocation: Ye Olde Pigeon Hole
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by Rightupinthere Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:51 pm
.......was suprised to learn that he didn't actually coach for a school called "Testi Tech."
"Science doesn’t know everything? Well science KNOWS it doesn’t know everything… otherwise it’d stop."
Jacobs4Heisman
a.k.a. Capt. Rex Kramer
Posts: 7889 Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:59 pmLocation: Aliquippa, PA
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by Jacobs4Heisman Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:55 pm
.....thinks the douchemonkey was a great analyst and is sad to see him go.
Roll Along!
goofyeuph
Peregrine
Posts: 1696 Joined: Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:19 pmLocation: Gooding, ID...BGSU in my heart
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by goofyeuph Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:06 am
...is thinking of offering douchemonkey a job as an assistant.
TSASOTFMB!!!!
MiamiBando
Peregrine
Posts: 1133 Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:50 am
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by MiamiBando Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:12 am
...chuckles childishly when the douchemonkey says "Ball"
(or)
...dreams of the day his "Balls" get together with the 'Shaft'*, knowing that is day he won't get screwed.
*Shaft is a reference to the Rocketman....
Prodesse Quam Conspici
Lord_Byron
Minister of Silly Walks
Posts: 2158 Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:04 amLocation: Rochester NY
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by Lord_Byron Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:44 am
Has an evil monkey living in his bedroom closet.
BG '79
Jacobs4Heisman
a.k.a. Capt. Rex Kramer
Posts: 7889 Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:59 pmLocation: Aliquippa, PA
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by Jacobs4Heisman Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:20 am
.....Is focusing his whole defensive game plan around stopping B.J. Lane because he thinks Omar's throwing motion makes him ineffective.
Roll Along!
