Dan Hawkins....

BGSUVA · Post by **BGSUVA** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:16 am

is a lumberjack and he's ok, he works all night and sleeps all day

BGFalcons232 · Post by **BGFalcons232** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:13 am

BGSUVA wrote:is a lumberjack and he's ok, he works all night and sleeps all day

.... he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers. he puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

BGSUVA · Post by **BGSUVA** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:52 am

poop is used as currency in Argentina.

I think we could go all day with Bill Brasky and Monty Python

ffejfalcon · Post by **ffejfalcon** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:57 am

Is a close talker.........

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:27 am

Only coaches BSU cause he likes little horses

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:28 am

...Loves to sniff perfume samples out of women's magazines.

Falcon52 · Post by **Falcon52** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:35 am

... tells his girfriend to walk around town and say "I DA HO", when he gets mad at her. His wife does it when she's mad at him.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:40 am

Secretly goes by the name Papa Smurf

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:54 am

Leads his team in the "Electric Slide" before every practice.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:58 am

....wears sunglasses inside

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:02 am

...folds maps the wrong way.

BGSU96 · Post by **BGSU96** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:59 am

...likes his martinis unshaken.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:00 am

BGSU96 wrote:...likes his martinis unshaken.

Because he's a communist.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:35 am

Can't spell his QB's name

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:39 am

...uses the phrase "what genius thought of that?" way too frequently.