bacn3 wrote:hey shu i wonder if it was the same type of chair that we took from that bball game 2 years ago. Remember i almost got put in jail, "if i were stealing it it would be in my hand"!!! GOOD TIMES!
You have to be kidding me! I tried taking one out of there too! I had about 6 guys all around me as I was carrying it out hoping no one saw it but a security guard came over and caught me. He made me return it to where I took it from and then I was escorted out of the building. I had ripped it right off the cement after I noticed it was lose from me kicking it all night as we were losing. That's hilarious though!
About this thread, I saw the title and was thinking maybe he fell through a toilet seat and got some splinters in his arse or something. What a way to end your season though...
Does this mean UT football players will attend class in full pads? Would it be mean if next year, at the UT game, we have Freddie along the side-lines crushing break-away chairs the entire day? Or maybe putting a crushed chair painted blue and yellow near where UT's players get off the bus? How about using chalk to draw the outline of a broken chair on the pavement near where the bus lets the players off?
Or fake "Chair Crossing Signs" along Ridge street where their busses will pass?
This could become the best thing since Rockie the Rocket fell off a Carnival Cruise ship while.....blowing ballast.
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BGSUfanatUT wrote:we just covered the chair in our coats....and froze to death as a result...and ran out of there, no one said a word to us, and we werent that sneaky
I had mine under my coat, I guess we still looks suspicious though. Either way, I didn't get me my freaking seat!
Toledo, OH (AP) - As a safety concerns fro student athletes grow at the University of Toledo, Toledo's head football coach, Tom Amstutz (better known for his role as Jabba the Hut in Star Wars) has implemented a revolutionary precautionary plan.
As of today, all football players will be issued their very own Lifecalls. These handy devices were made popular in the 1990's due to the famous tagline that made it into the pop-culture lexicon, "I've fallen and I can't get up."
Amstutz felt these were necessary due to the lack of coordination on and off the field of his players, as diplayed most recently by the freak chair-sitting accident of Toledo's star tight end, Andrew Clarke.
When asked why Lifecall? Amstutz replied, "I owe my own life to Lifecall. Once, when I was finishing off an entire Thanksgiving Day turkey, I got the leg bone stuck in my throat. If it wasn't for the professionals at Lifecall, I wouldn't be here today."
