"Josh is listed as our third quarterback but he won't dress," Higgins said. "We don't even have shoulder pads that would fit him.
"If the worst happened, we could throw some offensive lineman pads on him. But it would be unfair to do that to a guy who hasn't even had a practice snap yet."
I know he has some broad shoulders, but that's ridiculous!!!
"I don't believe I can name a coach, anywhere, anytime, anyhow, who did it better than Doyt Perry."
-1955 BG Assistant Bo Schembechler
I had a class with him my freshman year and remember thinking the guy wore his shoulder pads to class. I was surprised he could make it through the door everyday - the guy's got a good head and it's sitting on a HUGE mantle.
If you wanna feel funky, feel free. Just please don't spread that funk on me!
Speaking of Canada, here's my favorite Canuck joke.
Two guys are sitting next to each other in a bar watching the news. A story comes on about the Canadian elections. The first guy, he can't weigh more than 150lbs soaking wet, turns to the big 250+lb construction worker next to him and says "Canada, who the hell cares. The only thing that comes from Canada are whores and hockey players".
The big guy jumps up and says "Really, well my wife is from Canada"
The little guys starts backing towards the door and replies "Really, does she play for the Canadiens or the Maple Lefs"
31. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
9. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin, as you can only use more change.
2. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly."
82. You're pretty sure you can see Alex Trebek smirking when Jeopardy contestants get the "Canada questions" wrong. Even if you weren't sure of the answer yourself, you consider yourself a hundred times smarter than the idiots who always guess, "What is .. uh, Toronto?"
