Temple head coach Bobby Wallace...

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:01 pm

....would lose a karate-fight to patrickbg's wife.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:54 pm

...would never think to underestimate the power of 5 squared.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:20 pm

...doesn't know what 5 squared equals.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:33 pm

... must have been Freddie Falcon 2 years ago.

... and loves Doritos and whiskey.

pottereed · Post by **pottereed** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:35 pm

...is more worried about the WMU defense this weekend than he is the BG defense next weekend.

pottereed · Post by **pottereed** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:39 pm

...secretly wishes Marshall was still in the MAC

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:45 pm

...purposely locks himself in the team locker room and then attempts an escape like MacGyver.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:00 pm

..."is the Weakest Link! Good Bye"

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:55 pm

...is rumored to have been seen with Angelina Jolie.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:57 pm

....idolizes Martha Stewart.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:14 pm

...wants the name of Donald Trump's barber.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:38 pm

... does Mad Libs with his players during long bus rides.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:17 pm

JoeFalcon wrote:...purposely locks himself in the team locker room and then attempts an escape like MacGyver.

...thinks this is one of the funniest things he has ever read - and done. Repeatedly.

BG_Kiwi · Post by **BG_Kiwi** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:49 pm

... splits infinitives and ends sentences with prepositions.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:30 pm

BG_Kiwi wrote:... splits infinitives and ends sentences with prepositions.

....doesn't know what kiwi is speaking of.