Temple head coach Bobby Wallace...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:58 am

... can't tell the difference between a piccolo and a flute.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:59 am

Schadenfreude wrote:... sells pet rocks for extra money.

...was the true inventor of the jump to conclusions map.

BTW scraple is pretty nasty.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:11 pm

......never actually plays the game "King Oil". Just sticks the little oil rig in the holes to see how many colors show.*

*This is for the old folks.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:41 pm

1987alum wrote:... can't tell the difference between a piccolo and a flute.

....but owns 7 ocarinas

Warthog · Post by **Warthog** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:11 pm

Rightupinthere wrote:......never actually plays the game "King Oil". Just sticks the little oil rig in the holes to see how many colors show.*

*This is for the old folks.

I loved King Oil. I wonder if my parents still ahve that in the closet of games?

...forgets to bring his toothbrush on road trips so he shares thr offensive coordinator's.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:39 pm

...has not eaten a meal using a fork, knife or spoon in 23 years.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:59 pm

....wears short ties.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:15 pm

....punches babies.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:26 pm

...may decide to make the trip to BG this weekend with his wife because they are jonesing for some brown and orange!

oh wait that's me...

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:36 pm

Does not like hammb's deep-fried treats.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:50 pm

....Wishes his name was William Wallace.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:29 pm

...gives the "Braveheart" speech as his pre-game pep talk. Especially since he and William Wallace are second cousins. Or so he tells.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:42 pm

patrickbg wrote:...gives the "Braveheart" speech as his pre-game pep talk. Especially since he and William Wallace are second cousins. Or so he tells.

.........will be drawn and quartered at the end of the season. Right before his ultimate demise will shout "A 28 point loss is a squeeker!"

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:51 pm

.....Makes his players refer to him as "O Captain My Captain!"

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:49 pm

...took ballet dancing as one of his undergrad electives.