Frank Solich...

[michhiker28]

.....thinks there's no such thing as touching yourself way too much..

When he thinks about you he touches himself.

---MH

[BGFan]

.....thinks there's no such thing as touching yourself way too much..

When he thinks about you he touches himself.

---MH

Nobody is that desperate....then, again, it is Frank Solich

[Goose]

.....thinks there's no such thing as touching yourself way too much..

When he thinks about you he touches himself.

---MH

......argues with anyone who claims The Divinyls were a one hit wonder.

[1987alum]

is counting a comeback tour for Right Said Fred

[FliccGirl]

...doesn't think Dave Barry is funny.

[FalconAwesome]

...thought he was going to Athens, Georgia

[jacojdm]

...is looking for Yanni to do another "Live At the Acropolis Show" since it's right there in town.

[CapitalFalcon]

Frank Solich thinks Massillon is better than McKinley.

[tekekini]

has nightmares of Oklahoma when someone mentions OU around campus

[JoeFalcon]

...is pleased at the statue that is awaiting him in Athens if he wins 9 games but wonders if it will take away from the existing one commemorating the man who ate 65 corndogs in two hours.

[Schadenfreude]

... has learned it's Dr. Ralph Stanley, thank you very much.

[1987alum]

spends most waking hours wondering if he likes Shemp or Curly.

[Falconfreak90]

is counting on a comeback tour for Right Said Fred

...with special opening act, Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

RELAX, DON'T DO IT!

[tekekini]

...listens to WHAM to get pumped up for the games

[michhiker28]

Goes around the lockerroom saying "here kitty kitty kitty!"