Bill Cubit...

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:35 am

...wants to move to shelby, ohio beacuse of its fabulous nightlife and singles dating scene.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:46 am

Thinks everyone in Shelby should be driving a Shelby Mustang.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:54 am

Just called his broker to buy 1000 shares of Delphi stock.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:53 pm

...doesn't eat the creme of the Oreo first. jerk.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:54 pm

... doesn't recognize the movie I've quoted in my sig line in honor of the WMU game. Cretin.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:07 pm

... removes asbestos from his house with a spoon.

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:08 pm

...wishes he were as annoying as the guy whose name is the last post under every forum.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:24 pm

...can't wait to introduce the Freaklings to the phony pony mascot!

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:41 pm

patrickbg wrote:...wishes he were as annoying as the guy whose name is the last post under every forum.

...misses golfer.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:27 pm

...greets Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo by rapping "H to the Izzo...!"

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:43 pm

...can't stand Larry the Cable Guy

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:46 pm

...wipes his nose before offering you his hand to shake.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:51 pm

....stinkpalms clergy.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:15 pm

...has issued public challenges to Gary Kasparov to meet him on "his turf": a checker board.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:26 pm

... does the Macarena every morning before jumping in the shower.