J.D. Brookhart....

patrickbg · Post by **patrickbg** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:51 pm

...takes his team by St. Vincent-St. Mary to tell them the story of LeBron James for a little pre-game enlightenment.

...because he's a communist.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:58 pm

...thinks two legs are better than four. Because he's a communist.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:58 pm

...tells his coaching staff at meetings that he disagrees with most of what they have to say, but will vehemently defend their right to say it.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:04 pm

... visits BG every year to see the tractor pull championships!

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:16 pm

...quietly sings the ABCs to himself whenever he looks something up alphabetically, pausing every now and then with a confused expression and then starting over.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:54 pm

Bleeding Orange wrote:
goofyeuph wrote:thanks bleeding orange for enlighting him
...should be thanking Uncle Joe.

...also thanks Uncle Joe

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:58 pm

...wishes "un-zips-believable" would be as catchy as "Un Falcon Believable!"

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:55 am

gets high on NyQuill and goes "The Q is talking to me, The Q is talking to me!"

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:55 am

... practices the alphabet backwards, just in case he gets pulled over.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:30 pm

Faithfully wears his "zipper" rubber overshoes on game day.

---MH

Because he's a communist

FreddieandFrieda · Post by **FreddieandFrieda** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:08 pm

had enough of being a communist, and decided to give fascism a try!

FreddieandFrieda · Post by **FreddieandFrieda** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:10 pm

...will not speak to the Akron mascot unless it is in an Australian accent

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:53 pm

FreddieandFrieda wrote:had enough of being a communist, and decided to give fascism a try!

Then quit being a fascist.

Because he's a communist.

--MH

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:12 pm

...pitched his idea for a "Charlie Fry" to McDonalds but was nixed when management uncovered 20% of their total Ohio sales were generated by a portly, whistle-wielding coach at a rival conference school.

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:49 am

...Once sat out rat poison for Mickey Mouse