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Help needed for the UT game

Post by MI Falcon »

My tailgate group is trying to create t shirts for the Toledo game. On the back we would like to list the 10 reasons why toledo sucks. If you could give us any ideas it would be much appreciated.
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Post by bgmaggot00 »

Our coach doesn't need to stop off at the Weigh Stations on I-75

We don't need metal detectors at the gates to the doyt

Our administration building isn't a recycled grocery store

I'm sure more can come with plenty of reasons that I can't...
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Post by BGGrad01 »

Something to the effect of having to wear a bullet-proof vest under said t-shirt if the game were at Bancroft High would be in my top 10.
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Post by Shakeatailfeather04 »

Their mascot is not appropriate for children.

Their school is in the middle of the ghetto.

Their band is freaking terrible.

Etc.
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Post by Redwingtom »

Make sure you don't infringe on any copyrights or trademarks :wink:

And...keep it clean! Nothing on the line of Tuck Foledo which is overdone, unoriginal, and tasteless.

Remember...we are better than them!
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Post by h2oville rocket »

Shakeatailfeather04 wrote:Their mascot is not appropriate for children.

Their school is in the middle of the ghetto.

Their band is freaking terrible.

Etc.
SATF quote from November 5: "Maybe I'm too quick to jump down any Toledo fans throat. I just get sickof their pettiness."

The above post isn't petty? Fun, but petty. That's why rivalries are great. So next time think before you jump down someone's throat. I'm sure we're cooking up some special pettiness for y'all as well. :wink:
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Some good ones, but UT's campus is in the middle of the ghetto? Do you guys know anything about the city of Toledo and where the ghetto is?
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rocketfootball wrote:Some good ones, but UT's campus is in the middle of the ghetto? Do you guys know anything about the city of Toledo and where the ghetto is?
it's easier to say where it isn't.
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Post by Dayons_Den »

How about "Toledo: I'll take the Mud Hens and Packo's; you can have Carty and Southwyck."
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rocketfootball wrote:Some good ones, but UT's campus is in the middle of the ghetto? Do you guys know anything about the city of Toledo and where the ghetto is?
Yes...I grew up accross from the Park on Kenwood. Ottawa Hills isto the west, it's old school high end. Old Orchard is to the north...it used to be a nice neighborhood, now it's OK. THe areas to the east and south are most certainly ghetto or at the very best, ghettoesque.
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How about this:"Toledo: we're dumber than the Nazi's"
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Post by Jacobs4Heisman »

Flipper wrote:How about this:"Toledo: we're dumber than the Nazi's"
Or "Toledo: At least we're not Marshall."


Or "Toledo: Our mascot does NOT need Levitra."
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"Toledo: 2004 MAC football champion"
2005 GMAC Bowl champs!
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"Toledo: Winning with the Big 10's refuse for nearly a decade."
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Post by always a falcon »

Toledo- we don't go to class- or Toledo- we have no class and then all the fun sayings you can rhyme with it!
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