Shane Montgomery...

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:32 pm

hammb wrote:
Rightupinthere wrote:.....wonders who crapped in his closet and wiped with his coat.
...doesn't listen to Dane Cook and misses the great humor in $h!tting on the coats!

.......thinks that kissing Charlize Theron's backside would be "icky".

DevilGrad · Post by **DevilGrad** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:28 pm

. . . loves being the next guy up at the "Cradle of Coaches," but wishes folks would stop trying to give him souvenir diapers.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:55 pm

Keeps saying, "you should have seen our LAST quarterback!"

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:08 pm

...wears his headset in social situations and randomly orders people to drop and give him 20.

BGorDeath · Post by **BGorDeath** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:15 pm

...pinches his nipples during games because he enjoys the tingly feeling it brings to his loins.

FreddieandFrieda · Post by **FreddieandFrieda** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:07 pm

...hates J. Crew but keeps it a secret for fear of losing his job!

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:54 pm

giggles uncontrollably whenever he thinks of getting to slap his players on the rump!

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:26 pm

...sends nothing but forwards in his emails

...and never cleans them up

H2Ofalcon77 · Post by **H2Ofalcon77** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:42 pm

still learning how to pronounce his hometown with two syllables

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:50 pm

Tells every recruit "You could be Dayton a girl from Eaton or Eaton a girl from Dayton"...in front of their mothers.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:52 pm

... wonder's what it's like to lose to Akron and Western Michigan.

TG1996 · Post by **TG1996** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:55 pm

MiamiBando wrote:... wonder's what it's like to lose to Akron and Western Michigan.

...wonders if there's a Miami(OH) board he could be spending his time on.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:07 pm

...now knows Miamians are wittier than those from up north...

http://www.miamihawktalk.com/discussion ... hp?t=25194

FliccGirl · Post by **FliccGirl** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:25 pm

MiamiBando wrote:... wonder's what it's like to lose to Akron and Western Michigan.

...wonder's if the student's at Miami(OH) have English teacher's who let them know where apostrophe's belong.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:26 pm

FliccGirl wrote:
MiamiBando wrote:... wonder's what it's like to lose to Akron and Western Michigan.
...wonder's if the student's at Miami(OH) have English teacher's who let them know where apostrophe's belong.

..know that it is good to give the other team something to think about.