Shane Montgomery...

Bash Riprock · Post by **Bash Riprock** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:26 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:
MiamiBando wrote:...now knows Miamians are wittier than those from up north...

http://www.miamihawktalk.com/discussion ... hp?t=25194

Bash Riprock wrote:... thinks Miami fans are much more clever and witty.

http://www.miamihawktalk.com/discussion ... sc&start=0
...was surprised that all Miami fans actually share one central brain.

... but realizes our collective intelligence is much like that of the Borg.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:28 pm

...still doesn't understand why guys like Michael Irvin, Ray Lewis, and Kellen Winslow don't show up for homecoming

JWEIII · Post by **JWEIII** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:48 pm

... is glad that his, ahem, "University" didn't sell out its alumni, history and tradition for the sake of political correctness. Spineless Redskinmenbirdhawks!

... is thinking about a transfer to the Stuff-PC-In-Your-Ear-Hawaii-(giggle)-Derainbowed-Warriors.

Rightupinthere · Post by **Rightupinthere** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:57 pm

Bash Riprock wrote:... thinks Miami fans are much more clever and witty.

http://www.miamihawktalk.com/discussion ... sc&start=0

Smarter people get the "hang" of this game a lot faster than some of you MiAudi fans did.

....tells his wife he's the best looking man in the room.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:57 pm

...first move as head coach was hiring the old Dennis Miller Show chimpanzee as Director of Football Operations.

windycityfalcon · Post by **windycityfalcon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:00 pm

...wonders why Miami fans tie their sweaters around their necks.. instead of actually wearing them.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:49 pm

...thinks BG fans are hilarious.... but Miami fans are even better.

...is offended that BG fans thinks he tears his couch apart for a snack.
...knows only one coach does that... and his name is Amstutz.

JWEIII · Post by **JWEIII** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:55 pm

... thinks "Prodesse Quam Conspici" means spineless-sellout Redskinmenbirdhawk

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:00 pm

...knows what it really means, and doesn't expect any BGers to know.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:10 pm

...sheds a single tear when Miami(OH) fans substantiate every single stereotype of Miami(OH) fans, much like a sterotypical Native American watching a forest fire.

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:18 pm

...wonders why Woody Hayes won't return his phone calls

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:22 pm

...thinks it's a good idea to wear condoms when participating in AIDS walks...

Touchdown Rockets · Post by **Touchdown Rockets** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:24 pm

...is shocked at just how much better the Miami fans are at this [their own] game than BG fans.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:31 pm

....loves that the entire MAC is pulling for Miami. For once.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:32 pm

....is shocked at the Al Qaeda bombings in Aman, Jordan and prays for the Jordanian people, and all those involved.