Shane Montgomery...

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:01 pm

MiamiBando wrote:...knows not to provoke.

...and still doesn't give a $h!t.

DevilGrad · Post by **DevilGrad** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:03 pm

Bleeding Orange wrote:From the halls of ivy...

. . . wonders how much ivy grows in Tucson.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:04 pm

... maybe a communist, but it's okay because commies like Red.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:06 pm

MiamiBando wrote:... maybe a communist, but it's okay because commies like Red.

...is ashamed of the fact that commies also like boys.

Shakeatailfeather04 · Post by **Shakeatailfeather04** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:06 pm

....dreams of one day having hair as beautiful as Donald Trump's.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:07 pm

Is pretty sure Bleeding Orange forgot this:

. Retard.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:08 pm

...laughes at BO's obviously idiotic and low blow comments.

...flies to Arizona to take out BO for Bando.

Shakeatailfeather04 · Post by **Shakeatailfeather04** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:10 pm

....has better things to do than fly to Arizona, like getting a back wax, a mani and a pedi. He requests orange polish for the toes.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:15 pm

... thinks an oxymoron is a village idiot with zits.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:16 pm

... collects bicentennial quarters because he figures they'll be worth something some day.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:17 pm

... is older than he looks. He was the one that came up with "Redskins." He thought it was much more PC than the previous nickname: "Rum Drunk Savages."

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:17 pm

...pulls into the toll booth and then starts to rummage around for money. Then asks for directions.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:19 pm

...is distressed by the amount of time his fans spend on opposing teams' websites.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:21 pm

... signed on the dotted line only after being assured he would be allowed to commute from the Queen City...

...because he thinks Freddy Mercury is hot.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:22 pm

... bought the shorts pictured in the previous post in an eBay auction. Now sniffs 'em for good luck on game day.