Shane Montgomery...

DevilGrad · Post by **DevilGrad** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:37 pm

Bleeding Orange wrote:...hopes to one day become a Deposed Marshall Head Coach.

. . . knows that the full word censor is "deposed Marshall head coach Bobby Pruett" and also knows which word triggers it.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:37 pm

...laughs uncontrollably at DG.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm

.... is still wondering what word triggers 'it.'

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm

...dials up Tim Rose for head coaching advice.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:39 pm

DevilGrad wrote:
Bleeding Orange wrote:...hopes to one day become a Deposed Marshall Head Coach.
. . . knows that the full word censor is "deposed Marshall head coach Bobby Pruett" and also knows which word triggers it.

...thinks DG's comprehension skills, despite his "superior" Miami education, are lacking.

DevilGrad · Post by **DevilGrad** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:42 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:...dials up Tim Rose for head coaching advice.

. . . knowing that, in spite of his many, obvious flaws, he's the best college D-coordinator in northwest Ohio.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:44 pm

...thinks Bleeding Orange is really bored and probably hoping that this pissing match continues all night.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:50 pm

... impresses his friends with how classy he's living as a head coach by throwing dinner parties -- and, for dessert, serving chocolate cupcakes with cocaine sprinkled on top.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:50 pm

...wonders about BO's sanity.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:51 pm

... tells the women at the office he's going out tonight and getting his "Jimmy cleaned."

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:53 pm

.....was depressed at 6:00 when this thread was a mere 10 pages, but now cannot contain his excitement with the number of recent posts.

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:55 pm

Schadenfreude wrote:...dials up Tim Rose for head coaching advice.

......but only after he calls Lou West for advice.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:57 pm

...wonders if BG fans truly comprehend why Miami is the "Cradle of Coaches" and that he is next in line....

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:02 pm

......wishes Bando would educate the ignorant BG fans on the "Cradle of Coaches" because no announcer has ever mentioned anything of this during a Miami telecast.

......secretly has a crush on Wally Szcerbiak and the Pollitz twins.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:03 pm

... has strong opinions about intelligent design. Cites Riverfront Stadium as an example.