Shane Montgomery...

San Diego Falcon · Post by **San Diego Falcon** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:16 pm

...thinks it's funny that MHTers are now 21 pages ahead of AZZers.

....bemoans about how pathetic it is that his team's fans copied this format from another team's board.

PGY Tiercel · Post by **PGY Tiercel** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:18 pm

San Diego Falcon wrote:
...thinks it's funny that MHTers are now 21 pages ahead of AZZers.
....bemoans about how pathetic it is that his team's fans copied this format from another team's board.

...who copied it from another team's board.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:37 pm

...is credited with teaching Ben Roethlisberger footwork, mechanics and how to prepare a festive potato salad.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:42 pm

... believes bling makes the man.

BGGrad01 · Post by **BGGrad01** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:10 pm

.........doesn't understand why Miami quarterbacks wear baseball hats on the sideline, while everyone else just wears their helmet.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:17 pm

... didn't offer Omar Jacobs because his funny arm motion would have never worked in the MAC.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:26 pm

...demands two things whenever he is on a boat: (1) that he be called "Admiral," and (2) that everyone accompanying him swabs the "poop deck" every hour, on the hour - but he has no idea what a "poop deck" really is.

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:27 pm

...eats his fortune cookie before he finishes his meal.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:39 pm

...eats the fortune in the fortune cookie, and then demands a refund for such a bad-tasting cookie.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:48 pm

...thinks "Admiral" Solich is couldn't take him out.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:56 pm

...is a communist....sympathizer!

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:09 am

...tells everyone he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die when in fact he farted next to an old man on a Greyhound to Reno and then he apologized...

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 1:19 am

...speaks fondly of the time that he killed a hobo for a hard-on.

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:49 am

Falcon Fanatic wrote:
michhiker28 wrote:Thinks FalconFanatic is obsessed with him and uses this thread as supporting documentation.

--MH

...wishes that FalconFanatic would get a new screen name...such as FalconFanatic2!!

NEVER!!!

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:52 am

Watches kindergarteners. in a unholy way