Shane Montgomery...

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:36 am

...thinks his wife is a hot tomale.

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:50 pm

....Is an orphan

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:52 pm

....clinks pop bottles together and says "Warriors...come out to plaaaayyyy" to motivate his team

Godsgirlerific · Post by **Godsgirlerific** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:06 pm

22 pages???

This has to be a record.

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:12 pm

Godsgirlerific wrote:22 pages??? This has to be a record.

I thought the same thing.

Seems like it's easier for miami to think of stuff about coach Brandon considering the last time I checked they have 50-something pages devoted to the topic.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:16 pm

Tricky_Falcon wrote:
Godsgirlerific wrote:22 pages??? This has to be a record.
I thought the same thing.

Seems like it's easier for miami to think of stuff about coach Brandon considering the last time I checked they have 50-something pages devoted to the topic.

...is dismayed to note that most of that thread is dedicated to debating the virtues of "The Format," rather than discussing Gregg Brandon.

Godsgirlerific · Post by **Godsgirlerific** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:43 pm

... is still searching eBay for the "Garcia" Beanie Baby.

Godsgirlerific · Post by **Godsgirlerific** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:47 pm

... borrows his daughter's clear heels, puts on his robe, and does the "Macarena" in front of the mirror.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:53 pm

...wishes that the state, rather than God, was the ultimate authority in American society. Because he's a communist.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:16 pm

...became a communist because he thought "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs" applied to women...

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:39 am

...thinks BO should worry less about "The Format" as it has died, and thinks that he looks DAMN fine in red.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:46 am

MiamiBando wrote:...thinks BO should worry less about "The Format" as it has died, and thinks that he looks DAMN fine in red.

...knows that Bando is mistaken on both counts. Shane knows that BO has no idea what "The Format"* exactly is, and that, as a fat guy, BO never wears red - because he looks like a tomato. Shane feels for BO because he goes to Arizona, which complicates the later conviction.

* - Only because they played here at UofA this past week (and I advise the org. that brought them), my conjecture is that CRH is referring to the band - although I've never heard them before. As my students would tell you, I'm not nearly "hip" enough to know about "The Format."

FalconFanatic · Post by **FalconFanatic** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:07 pm

.....Eats 4 sticks of butter every night for dinner

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:28 pm

...ends most conversations by smiling wryly and screaming in a Southern twang "AND TWINS!"

DevilGrad · Post by **DevilGrad** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:47 pm

Bleeding Orange wrote:. . .BO never wears red - because he looks like a tomato.

. . . wonders how much of an improvement it is to avoid looking like a tomato by dressing like a pumpkin.