Tom Amstutz

BGDrew · Post by **BGDrew** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:35 am

....is the coach of the Toledo Rocket Football team.

He honestly doesn't care about Black people.

IT'S TOLEDO WEEK!

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:37 am

...has his picture posted at the hostess stand at every franchise of cici's pizza, hometown, ocb, ponderosa, bonanza, golden corral, bd's mongolian barbecue, maggiano's, and shakey's with the caption, "DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ADMIT THIS MAN!"

my picture is right next to his.

MiamiBando · Post by **MiamiBando** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:39 am

...wonders if Omar is gonna cut his hairlocks.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:42 am

...recently discovered a family of Armenians living between the 4th and 5th roll on his abdomen...

Falcon in IL · Post by **Falcon in IL** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:42 am

...Wishes his team played in the Rubber Bowl instead of the Glass Bowl because rubber stretches around him and glass just, sort of, breaks.

jacojdm · Post by **jacojdm** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:48 am

...thinks that keith moon is better than neil peart.

FalconFan16 · Post by **FalconFan16** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:55 am

...wonders to himself..."do they even need to do this to me? just look at me? haven't i suffered enough?...

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:56 am

...is fat. And a communist. A fat communist, if you will.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:00 am

Always wears his whistle because he thinks its kinky

BGFalcons232 · Post by **BGFalcons232** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:12 am

...is trying to lobby paul krebs and the athletic department to not "overwater the field" this year.

Flipper · Post by **Flipper** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:14 am

thinks bacon grease is a breakfast drink

kdog27 · Post by **kdog27** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:18 am

...has not weighed under 200 pounds since he was eleven years old.

BGFalcons232 · Post by **BGFalcons232** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:19 am

... really wishes women were like a mcgriddles.

Dayons_Den · Post by **Dayons_Den** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:44 am

. . . has defeated anorexia! ! !! !

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:45 am

.....Thinks the new Rockette Mascot is sexy.