Tom Amstutz

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:06 am

... thinks natural grass is wrong for football.

manager · Post by **manager** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:41 am

Has a new contract, gets paid lots more than most of us and will be the losing coach next Tuesday night at the Doyt.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:59 am

manager wrote:Has a new contract, gets paid lots more than most of us and will be the losing coach next Tuesday night at the Doyt.

...has already done the math on exactly how many pork rinds he can buy with the cash from his new contract.

MACMAN · Post by **MACMAN** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:15 am

wears a blue and gold g-string

BGFan · Post by **BGFan** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:20 am

...farts everytime he blows his whistle and then giggles.

PresBG · Post by **PresBG** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:49 pm

....thinks a feeding trough is a buffet line.

....cant wait for the day he can get his very own Greg Brandon bobblehead doll.

....takes at minimum TWO food-drops away from a poor, malnourished country everytime he sits down to eat.

its UT week b*tches....BEAT TOLEDO!!!

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:03 pm

...eats yellow snow

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:05 pm

....licks current fast food employees and coaches future ones.

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:23 pm

...has a Hitler haircut.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:25 pm

....eats communists

Bleeding Orange · Post by **Bleeding Orange** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:27 pm

Jacobs4Heisman wrote:....eats communists

...and would therefore eat himself. With a bit of stadium mustartd. He'd be delicious!

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:36 pm

... buys bubble wrap so he can sit in his office and pop it.

Bassdrummin · Post by **Bassdrummin** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:41 pm

...has a midget living in his stomach.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:42 pm

... believes in truth in advertising

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:43 pm

Bassdrummin wrote:...has a midget living in his stomach.

....next to Lemmiwinks and the great Sparrow King.