Tom Amstutz

Metz · Post by **Metz** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:45 am

...isn't really fat. He's just spread out from the times he sat on the rocket mascot.

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:47 am

... is asking Santa for a pony and is certain that this is the year he'll get one.

Jacobs4Heisman · Post by **Jacobs4Heisman** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:57 am

....is just big boned.

Metz · Post by **Metz** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:39 pm

1987alum wrote:... is asking Santa for a pony and is certain that this is the year he'll get one.

...already has one.

I couldn't resist.

JoeFalcon · Post by **JoeFalcon** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:18 pm

...has been classified as an enemy combatant by every All-You-Can-Eat restaurant in the Midwest.

Schadenfreude · Post by **Schadenfreude** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:20 pm

...gets absolutely horny whenever he sees this commercial or this commercial..

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:22 pm

Metz wrote:
1987alum wrote:... is asking Santa for a pony and is certain that this is the year he'll get one.
...already has one.

I couldn't resist.

is in love with Metz

goofyeuph · Post by **goofyeuph** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:51 pm

...has people asking him to sign autographs as fossilman

1987alum · Post by **1987alum** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:08 pm

... thinks post-it notes make the perfect stocking stuffer.

michhiker28 · Post by **michhiker28** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:15 pm

Is scared of getting lost so he faithfully carries his emergency whistle.

--MH

Tricky_Falcon · Post by **Tricky_Falcon** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:24 pm

michhiker28 wrote:Is scared of getting lost so he faithfully carries his emergency whistle.

--MH

Or sexually assulted so he faithfully carries his emergency whistle.

BgFalconeer · Post by **BgFalconeer** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:37 pm

...Does not lack in any way shape or form, the intestinal fortitude to go the distance.
...But wishes his team did.

always a falcon · Post by **always a falcon** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:33 am

...says Mini- bar-Hell! I've got a full sub Zero in my office!"

BGFalcons232 · Post by **BGFalcons232** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:50 am

Metz wrote:
1987alum wrote:... is asking Santa for a pony and is certain that this is the year he'll get one.
...already has one.

I couldn't resist.

...grilled that pony for dinner "for his coaches"

Godsgirlerific · Post by **Godsgirlerific** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:45 am

1987alum wrote:... thinks post-it notes make the perfect stocking stuffer.

You mean they don't???